How can we worship Shri Krishna at home? Is it enough to install an idol, or are there other rituals that are mandatory?

In my opinion , anyone can worship Shri Maha Vishnu ( Naaraayana ) and Shri Lakshmi Devi. To gatekeep and to prevent others from worship and bhakthi is nonsensical. Shri Maha Vishnu Naaraayana and Shri Lakshmi Devi are not so uptight as us humans. If you look carefully at the images and artwork of Shri Maha Vishnu , he embodies all opulences , beauty, grace and powers. He is also a flamboyant archtype . . not as rigid as what others made him out to be.

4. Offer Dheepam ( one edible desi ghee oil lamp and one pure edible sesame oil lamp )

Dheepam samarpayami

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

1. Offer Gandham ( sandalwood paste to the picture of statue )

This is just my own opinion.

So worship away in happiness and gladness, learn how to do the simple panchoupachara puja.

What is your daily motivation and does it work?

Gandham samarpayami

Meditate and do japa and feel the immense blessings Shri Shri Maha Vishnu Naaraayana and Shri Lakshmi Devi brings forth. May Lord Shri Krishna and Shri Radhe blesses you.

2. Offer Pushpham ( fresh fragrant flowers such as jasmine and red roses )

If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?

2. no illicit sex (only for serious marriage, procreation and love; not for one night stands),

Om Shri Krishnaya Namaha ,

4. and no gambling (pretty obvious as this is additive forming)

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

begin with the simple and basic 4 Regulative Principles set out by

Jai Hind, Jai Shri Raam , Jai Shri Krishna.

Naivedhyam samarpayami

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

3. no intoxication (no tea, no coffee, no chocolates, no alcohol , no narcotics and no cigarettes),

Dhoopam samarpayami

3. Offer Sugandham Dhoopam ( incense cone known as dhupa or incense stick known as agarbatti )

What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?

1. no meat-eating (including onion, garlic, eggs, mushrooms, carrots?),

Pushpham samarpayami

5. Offer Naivedhyam ( food and drink offerings )

What are some common historical misconceptions?

The most important thing here is faith , love and devotional service. Shri Krishna is not someone whose hell bent on my way or the highway or an extremely strict disciplinary master or a psychopath. In whatever mood and approach one does, he or she or they will come to me thus Shri Krishna does not care about our measly offerings and stinking bodies even if we shower a billion times in the Ganges River. What wins him over is your faith, love and devotional service. And also with how you treat others.. if you see that Shri Krishna is in all beings , then love flows naturally and you will feel naturally blessed.

But. . . to be honest with you , a lot of Vaishnavas in India and South East Asia that I know personally , at home cooks with onion, garlic, carrots . . . so yeah . . . they only avoid eggs, meat, cigarettes, alcohol and illicit sex..

But if you are serious about following a spiritual path and journey ;

What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?

the Gaudiya Vaishnavas or in general by all Vaishnavas ;